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VPR Cast#96: “Current Value of Mortal Online”

Welcome to our 96th mmo podcast at mmoSmacktalk.com! Miguel-hate-mmos joins the cast again in a NSFW episode, covering topics from Tribes Ascend, Guild Wars 2, Darkfall, and Mortal Online.

*** Correction to the cast — At one point I said I am a “glass half full” guy. What I meant, is that I see things as “glass half EMPTY”. So when I explain why I’m “half full”, replace those words with “half empty”.

DISCLAIMER: This cast may induce nausea, vomiting, and prolonged erections. Listener discretion is advised.

About this better-than-Cialis mmo podcast:
 Over 2 hours of misc mmo commentary.
 Miguel on ArcheAge, Tribes Ascend, Diablo 3.
 Misc: movies, armchair psychology, steroids, lasiks (everything an mmo podcast should be).
 “The End Game” as it relates to “theme-park” mmos (fixed).
 Birth of a new phrase: “Robin Hooded”.
 Mike tries to bullshit us with his thoughts on Darkfall Online.
 Miguelito’s blogged thoughts on Mortal Online.

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Brief, ineloquent, and unedited thoughts on the current value of Mortal Online:

MO, in its current state is NOT worth the $30 purchase prices and the $15 monthly fee. In fact, I think this is an insult to ask any gamer to pay these rates for what is literally a beta. Look, most games have bugs and issues, and I wouldn’t say they’re in a beta phase. Realistically beta is a phase of testing labeled by developers, so by rights, a dev team can technically put out the biggest heap of shit and label it final release it. When I say MO is a beta, what I mean by that is that they released what would be by most standards a fucking beta. Personally, given the scope of ideas they are trying to accomplish, I’m absolutely cool with that; however, when they ask for the kind of money that they do, THAT is what becomes insulting.

At MO’s current stage of development I MIGHT be willing to pay ONLY the $15/monthly, and I’d more likely pay and play for $10/mo; and at $5/mo… that’d be a easy kill… I’d be all over that.

Upcoming MMO PODCASTS

Game Discussion and Analysis:

  • Darkfall Online (DFO): open pvp, full loot, loads of asses to kick.

VPR Cast#92 – Yak Cast 47 “MMO-ology 2.0″

Welcome to our 92nd mmo podcast at mmoSmacktalk.com! Enjoy a 3 way discussion among Yak, Coolit, and Ryan. Things heat up right away as Yak tears into our loving friend H. Slayer… Ryan defends, and Coolit arbitrates. After the dust settles we cover Darkfall, Mortal, and other misc sandbox and clone games. Comment here, or on Yak’s site.

DISCLAIMER: This cast may induce nausea, vomiting, and prolonged erections. Listener discretion is advised. NSFW/NSFchildren (they never really are :) )

About this feast of a mmo podcast:
 Over 2.5 hours of volcanic ear joy.
 Coolit joins the cast.
 Yak vs H.Slayer, minus H.Slayer.
 Some good misc mmo discussion: Darkfall, Global Agenda, Mortal, and light points on upcoming mmos (archage etc)

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Upcoming MMO PODCASTS

Game Discussion and Analysis:

  • Darkfall Online (DFO): open pvp, full loot, loads of asses to kick.
  • Xyson: (Xyson:)): open pvp, twitch based combat, limited loot (?), safe zones, sandbox oriented.
  • Stray Bullet Games (No Name Yet): from the makers of Shadowbane, comes a mystery tanked game… Remind me to mention this.

VPR Cast#79: “Darwoth Wothdar”

Welcome to our 79th mmo podcast at mmoSmacktalk.com! A few nights ago I connected with Darwoth Wothdar, legendary scammer, and a gamer who games the game. A few of you have been caught in his sticky clutches and your heart break has provided fodder for our humor. Now come and listen to your antagonist. 😀 Enjoy!

DISCLAIMER: we, at mmoSmackTalk.com are not responsible for erratic and or excited behavior as a result of this cast.

Check out our DARKFALL DATABASE!

About this glorious mmo podcast:
  Over 1 hour of Darwoth.
  BEFORE LISTENING, check out this vid. FYI, first 5 seconds are not work safe.
  Some gaming history.
  IRL.
  DFO commentary
  MO
  TERA

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Upcoming MMO PODCASTS

Game Discussion and Analysis:

  • Darkfall Online (DFO): open pvp, full loot, loads of asses to kick.
  • Mortal Online (MO): softcore DFO??? Good graphics, free for all pvp with an L2 style spin.
  • and many more…
  • Stray Bullet Games (No Name Yet): from the makers of Shadowbane, comes a mystery meat mmo. Will this be first person perspective, sandbox, loot, full loot? Nobody knows, YET, not even God.

VPR Cast#77: “The Return of the StarKiller”

Welcome to our 77th mmo podcast at mmoSmacktalk.com! Alright, sons of Ruin, we are back with Starkiller. He has returned to provide you with 3 hours of daddy time. We cover his knowledge of Aion, MO, and more. So strap in and fire up thine iPods. От mmoSmackTalk.com с любовью!

DISCLAIMER: we, at mmoSmackTalk.com are not responsible for erratic and or excited behavior as a result of this cast.

Check out our DARKFALL DATABASE!

About this glorious mmo podcast:
  Over three hours of fun.
  Starkiller on AION
  Starkiller on MO
  Starkiller on LOTRO
  Starkiller on StarTrek
  Starkiller on TERA
  Starkiller on Ebonlore

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Upcoming MMO PODCASTS

Game Discussion and Analysis:

  • Darkfall Online (DFO): open pvp, full loot, loads of asses to kick.
  • Mortal Online (MO): softcore DFO??? Good graphics, free for all pvp with an L2 style spin.
  • and many more…
  • Stray Bullet Games (No Name Yet): from the makers of Shadowbane, comes a mystery meat mmo. Will this be first person perspective, sandbox, loot, full loot? Nobody knows, YET, not even God.

VPR Cast#64: “Apoc Unplugged”

Welcome to our 64th mmo podcast at mmoSmacktalk.com! It was in the seventh year that the gods of Darkfall decided that all was good; and upon this earth Darkfall was born. And it was unto Europe, where minions of darkness and light descended to feast upon the pixelated flesh of newbs. Amongst the hordes the gods annointed an archon whose skill in pvp shines brightly, and wherever the pall of his dark shadow is cast, he leaves in his wake myriads of fully looted emotionally scarred children. Newbs call him “that mother fucker”, the gods call him Apoc.

DISCLAIMER: we, at mmoSmackTalk.com are not responsible for erratic and or excited behavior as a result of this cast.

Check out our DARKFALL DATABASE! Update frequency: weekly or sooner.

About this glorious mmo podcast:
 Over 2 hour and 25 minutes of mmo podcast pleasure
Apoc’s background
Apoc’s darkfall background, strats, opinions, and more.

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Upcoming MMO PODCASTS

Game Discussion and Analysis:

  • Darkfall Online (DFO): open pvp, full loot, loads of asses to kick.
  • Mortal Online (MO): softcore DFO??? Good graphics, free for all pvp with an L2 style spin.
  • and many more…
  • Stray Bullet Games (No Name Yet): from the makers of Shadowbane, comes a mystery meat mmo. Will this be first person perspective, sandbox, loot, full loot? Nobody knows, YET, not even God.
  • (Aion): from the makers of L2, comes another L2 with upgraded graphics and flying? Not exactly sure what to make of this yet, once we have an idea we will cast on it. I do plan to have an Aion “buff” on future cast (actually have one lined up :D).

VPR Cast#63: “Aion Heavy”

Welcome to our 63rd mmo podcast at mmoSmacktalk.com! The cast continues where it left off last week… we still have Starkiller on board; and Schug joins the cast. If you haven’t had much time to research Aion, or you want to hear a gamer’s perspective, then listen in.

DISCLAIMER: we, at mmoSmackTalk.com are not responsible for erratic and or excited behavior as a result of this cast.

Check out our DARKFALL DATABASE! Update frequency: weekly or sooner.

About this glorious mmo podcast:
 Over 1 hour and 50 minutes of mmo podcast pleasure
Starkiller’s mmo background
Aion
Lord of the Rings Online
Darkfall Online
Warhammer
Mortal Online
Age of Conan

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Upcoming MMO PODCASTS

Game Discussion and Analysis:

  • Darkfall Online (DFO): open pvp, full loot, loads of asses to kick.
  • Mortal Online (MO): softcore DFO??? Good graphics, free for all pvp with an L2 style spin.
  • and many more…
  • Stray Bullet Games (No Name Yet): from the makers of Shadowbane, comes a mystery meat mmo. Will this be first person perspective, sandbox, loot, full loot? Nobody knows, YET, not even God.
  • (Aion): from the makers of L2, comes another L2 with upgraded graphics and flying? Not exactly sure what to make of this yet, once we have an idea we will cast on it. I do plan to have an Aion “buff” on future cast (actually have one lined up :D).

VPR Cast#62: “Aion Lite”

Welcome to our 62nd mmo podcast at mmoSmacktalk.com! Listen now and enter into a euphoric state as the cast is joined by mmo legend Starkiller, leader of the imfamous Blackhearts, bane of Ebonlore, and lover of very fine LoTRO. Continue to treat your ears to his elven vocals while he sings to them of Aion, Mortal Online, Lord of the Rings Online… dim your volume while he screeches obscenities about our beloved Darkfall Online; and cheer wildly as Schug of Fallout connects with the cast. It’s all here… solid gold. Just listen.

DISCLAIMER: we, at mmoSmackTalk.com are not responsible for erratic and or excited behavior as a result of this cast.

Check out our DARKFALL DATABASE! Update frequency: weekly or sooner.

About this glorious mmo podcast:
 Over 50 minutes of mmo podcast pleasure
Starkiller’s mmo background
Aion
Lord of the Rings Online
Darkfall Online
Warhammer
Mortal Online

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Listen NOW and Love! or Download it!

Upcoming MMO PODCASTS

Game Discussion and Analysis:

  • Darkfall Online (DFO): open pvp, full loot, loads of asses to kick.
  • Mortal Online (MO): softcore DFO??? Good graphics, free for all pvp with an L2 style spin.
  • and many more…
  • Stray Bullet Games (No Name Yet): from the makers of Shadowbane, comes a mystery meat mmo. Will this be first person perspective, sandbox, loot, full loot? Nobody knows, YET, not even God.
  • (Aion): from the makers of L2, comes another L2 with upgraded graphics and flying? Not exactly sure what to make of this yet, once we have an idea we will cast on it. I do plan to have an Aion “buff” on future cast (actually have one lined up :D).

VPR Cast#57: “Don’t Go Global”

Welcome to our 57th mmo podcast at mmoSmacktalk.com! Prepare your ears for a lot of hot wind and silence… we (Connor joins) open up with ~30 min of paper thin dfo talk, and shift into MO and the Global Collect fiasco. Connor commands you to enjoy the cast and comment.

Check out our DARKFALL DATABASE! Update frequency: weekly or sooner. Roughly 50 mobs in the db. Starting the db from scratch seems unnecessary; most of the changes to loot doesn’t seem to have changed much. Drop us your finds with screens. Do it.

About this glorious mmo podcast:
 Over 1 hour of mmo podcast pleasure
Darkfall and the “expansion” <– over statement
Connor divulges what he’s playing to pass the time while holding his breath for MO paid beta.
light MO, and the Global Collect issue which caused delay of game, 10 yard penalty.

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Upcoming MMO PODCASTS

Game Discussion and Analysis:

  • Darkfall Online (DFO): open pvp, full loot, loads of asses to kick.
  • Mortal Online (MO): softcore DFO??? Good graphics, free for all pvp with an L2 style spin.
  • and many more…
  • Stray Bullet Games (No Name Yet): from the makers of Shadowbane, comes a mystery meat mmo. Will this be first person perspective, sandbox, loot, full loot? Nobody knows, YET, not even God.

VPR Cast#56: “Dreams Do Come True”

Welcome to our 56th mmo podcast at mmoSmacktalk.com! This is an awesome time, when the lords of Darkfall have decided to eek out more of what was promised at release. We welcome their gifts and celebrate the offering!

Check out our DARKFALL DATABASE! Update frequency: weekly or sooner. 47 Mobs in db! Will probably have to start over with the patch.

About this glorious mmo podcast:
 Over 1 hour of mmo podcast pleasure
Darkfall and the “expansion”.
light MO, and comments reading.

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Listen NOW and Love! or Download it!

Upcoming MMO PODCASTS

Game Discussion and Analysis:

  • Darkfall Online (DFO): open pvp, full loot, loads of asses to kick.
  • Mortal Online (MO): softcore DFO??? Good graphics, free for all pvp with an L2 style spin.
  • and many more…
  • Stray Bullet Games (No Name Yet): from the makers of Shadowbane, comes a mystery meat mmo. Will this be first person perspective, sandbox, loot, full loot? Nobody knows, YET, not even God.

VPR Cast#55: “SteveRenolds”

duke of marlborough

Welcome to our 55th mmo podcast at mmoSmacktalk.com! SteveRenolds joins Ryan for a DFO cast about a newbs experiences in Darkfall. What possessed him to play, and why he’s quitting. Towards the end we also touch on some Mortal Online stuff… so speaking of stuff, stuff your ears with this cast and know happiness.

Check out our DARKFALL DATABASE! Update frequency: weekly or sooner.

About this glorious mmo podcast:
 Over 1 hour of mmo podcast pleasure
The life and death of SteveRenolds in Darkfall Online.
What’s Steve doing, and what’s he looking forward to… everything you wanted to know about Connor’s comments daddy… Steve.

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Upcoming MMO PODCASTS

Game Discussion and Analysis:

  • Darkfall Online (DFO): open pvp, full loot, loads of asses to kick.
  • Mortal Online (MO): softcore DFO??? Good graphics, free for all pvp with an L2 style spin.
  • and many more…
  • Stray Bullet Games (No Name Yet): from the makers of Shadowbane, comes a mystery meat mmo. Will this be first person perspective, sandbox, loot, full loot? Nobody knows, YET, not even God.