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VPR Cast#95: “ihatemmorpgs.com”

Welcome to our 95th mmo podcast at mmoSmacktalk.com! Straight from Copenhagen, Sweden we have a fresh voice with a different perspective on mmos than you’re used to hearing. Please be aware that his opinions might cause you to spill your purse.

DISCLAIMER: This cast may induce nausea, vomiting, and prolonged erections. Listener discretion is advised.

About this ultra mmo podcast:
 Over 3 hours of Michael and I polluting the internet.
 Miguelito’s gaming background – heavy.
 His tweets… they’re funny. Read them – @mmorpgssuck
 Ultima Online – The Original Gangsta.
 Star Wars the Old Republic is Terrible.
 A whole lot of misc.

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Game Discussion and Analysis:

  • Darkfall Online (DFO): open pvp, full loot, loads of asses to kick.

VPR Cast#94: “Frank Sinatra [SUN]”

Welcome to our 94th mmo podcast at mmoSmacktalk.com! Frank Sinatra [SUN] joins the cast, offering your eager listening holes awesome insight and excellent forward thinking… All VAT free! So hook up your headset and crush play!

DISCLAIMER: This cast may induce nausea, vomiting, and prolonged erections. Listener discretion is advised.

About this multi-cultural mmo podcast (created by a German and a Mexican):
 Over 1.5 hours of Sinatra sugar.
 Frank’s background – lite.
 Darkfall – State of the Game: dev/community interaction, pvp, player pop, crafting, gui, etc
 DFO 2.0 – thoughts and predictions
 “Phat Loot Weekend”
 EU Exodus I/II
 Misc

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Game Discussion and Analysis:

  • Darkfall Online (DFO): open pvp, full loot, loads of asses to kick.

VPR Cast#93: “Wololo”

Welcome to our 93rd mmo podcast at mmoSmacktalk.com! If you want to know what’s going on and have molten love poured directly into your eardrum, then listen up. Otherwise, know this… 18 Nov 11 begins 4x Skill up in Darkfallonline! Old subs will automatically be activated, current accounts will be gifted 3 days of game time, trials accounts will share in the numerically beneficial orgy. Suit up and act like a man for a weekend.

DISCLAIMER: This cast may induce nausea, vomiting, and prolonged erections. Listener discretion is advised.

About this singularly stellar mmo podcast:
 Over 1 hours of Ryan candy.
 A belated introduction of the mmoSmackTalk crew.
 touch on AOM and Richard Garriott.
 Darkfall haps and analysis.
 Upcoming guest announcement.

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Game Discussion and Analysis:

  • Darkfall Online (DFO): open pvp, full loot, loads of asses to kick.
  • Xsyon: (Xyson:)): open pvp, twitch based combat, limited loot (?), safe zones, sandbox oriented.
  • Stray Bullet Games (No Name Yet): from the makers of Shadowbane, comes a mystery tanked game… Remind me to mention this.

VPR Cast#92 – Yak Cast 47 “MMO-ology 2.0″

Welcome to our 92nd mmo podcast at mmoSmacktalk.com! Enjoy a 3 way discussion among Yak, Coolit, and Ryan. Things heat up right away as Yak tears into our loving friend H. Slayer… Ryan defends, and Coolit arbitrates. After the dust settles we cover Darkfall, Mortal, and other misc sandbox and clone games. Comment here, or on Yak’s site.

DISCLAIMER: This cast may induce nausea, vomiting, and prolonged erections. Listener discretion is advised. NSFW/NSFchildren (they never really are :) )

About this feast of a mmo podcast:
 Over 2.5 hours of volcanic ear joy.
 Coolit joins the cast.
 Yak vs H.Slayer, minus H.Slayer.
 Some good misc mmo discussion: Darkfall, Global Agenda, Mortal, and light points on upcoming mmos (archage etc)

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Game Discussion and Analysis:

  • Darkfall Online (DFO): open pvp, full loot, loads of asses to kick.
  • Xyson: (Xyson:)): open pvp, twitch based combat, limited loot (?), safe zones, sandbox oriented.
  • Stray Bullet Games (No Name Yet): from the makers of Shadowbane, comes a mystery tanked game… Remind me to mention this.

VPR Cast#91: “Krush Darkgod”

Welcome to our 91st mmo podcast at mmoSmacktalk.com! Now you may count your chickens before they hatch. Now the rooster has come home to roost. Now you are privileged to hear 2.95 hours of unadulterated Krush Darkgod: Darkfall’s favorite son (after the dudes who made the dragon, and the guy who carved on rocks, and the…), purveyor of fine Darkfall Online political maps, bots, and other fascinating arcana.

DISCLAIMER: This cast may induce nausea, vomiting, and prolonged erections. Listener discretion is advised.

About this humptastic mmo podcast:
 Over 2.5 hours of molten ear joy.
 Krush background – lite.
 The EU days.
 The NA days.
 Behind the scenes on the political map, and other krushing endeavors.
 Misc discussion on patches past and future, to include some talk on the highly anticipated siege system update.
 Can’t get enough of your Darkgod, listen to some of his work from his time with Darkfallradio. Click here now for more fine ear sauce. Note: he was playing music on breaks… so if you hear more melody than you want, just advance through it.

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Game Discussion and Analysis:

  • Darkfall Online (DFO): open pvp, full loot, loads of asses to kick.
  • Xyson: (Xyson:)): open pvp, twitch based combat, limited loot (?), safe zones, sandbox oriented.
  • Stray Bullet Games (No Name Yet): from the makers of Shadowbane, comes a mystery tanked game… Remind me to mention this.

VPR Cast #90: “The Future”

Welcome to our 90th mmo podcast at mmoSmacktalk.com! In this cast we say “good-bye” to Rift, delve into the future of mmoSmackTalk.com, and anticipate firing up Darkfall again (really firing it up).

DISCLAIMER: This cast may induce nausea, vomiting, and prolonged erections. Listener discretion is advised.

About this glorious mmo podcast:
 Over 1 hour of mild ear honey.
 Misc: state of the cast, and what we’re shooting for in the future.
 Later, Rift!
 Hello, Darkfall! Dreading setting up macros, binds, and hotkeys.
 Click here to read an interview with Aventurine’s lead artist.

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Game Discussion and Analysis:

  • Darkfall Online (DFO): open pvp, full loot, loads of asses to kick.
  • Xyson: (Xyson:)): open pvp, twitch based combat, limited loot (?), safe zones, sandbox oriented.
  • Stray Bullet Games (No Name Yet): from the makers of Shadowbane, comes a mystery tanked game… Remind me to mention this.

VPR Cast#89: “Raspberry Soap”

Welcome to our 89th mmo podcast at mmoSmacktalk.com! Guys, this cast is a Royal Ramble! And I mean that in a bad way. Seriously… I lost my train of thought often, and jumped topics like a madman on xenopryzol. Therefore, consider yourself warned. Enjoy the listen.

DISCLAIMER: This cast will induce nausea, vomiting, and prolonged erectile dysfunction. Listener discretion is advised.

About this substandard mmo podcast:
 Over 1.5 hours of pain.
 There can be no annotations beyond this one… I try to talk about Rift, but in the process I touch on DFO, WoW, Parrots, and Beer.

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Upcoming MMO PODCASTS

Game Discussion and Analysis:

  • Darkfall Online (DFO): open pvp, full loot, loads of asses to kick.
  • Rift: Planes of Telara: Rift
  • and many more…
  • Stray Bullet Games (No Name Yet): from the makers of Shadowbane, comes a mystery tanked game… Remind me to mention this.

VPR Cast#88: “Shepherd’s Pie”

Welcome to our 88th mmo podcast at mmoSmacktalk.com! This cast is 2 hours of sweet honey delivered directly into your loving ears. Synopsis: 6 links are covered, mostly darkfall related, our own comments section, and then my notes are abandoned altogether; also there was a close call there near the end. Listen and love.

DISCLAIMER: This cast may induce nausea, vomiting, and prolonged erections. Listener discretion is advised.

About this glorious mmo podcast:
  Over 2 hours of pain.
 “A few things I’ve learned playing computer games” from the website Last Cleric Standing: read it.
 Darkfall Activity report 14 Jan 2011: plastico.
  Darkfall Activity report 21 Jan 2011: memorize it.
 Why Antihero.zero left Darkfall: read why.
 One boy’s horrific Darkfall 2 fantasy: hate it. fear it. gnash your teeth at it.
 Syncaine wrote about his experiences with the Junk Patch dungeons… kind of dated: read it.
 Shepherd’s Pie

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Game Discussion and Analysis:

  • Darkfall Online (DFO): open pvp, full loot, loads of asses to kick.
  • Rift: Planes of Telara: Rift
  • and many more…
  • Stray Bullet Games (No Name Yet): from the makers of Shadowbane, comes a mystery tanked game… Remind me to mention this.

VPR Cast#86: “The Real Winners”

Welcome to our 86th mmo podcast at mmoSmacktalk.com! This cast feeds a few of your miscellaneous Darkfall needs from pointing devices to harvesting carnage; and ending with god like analysis of the “I Love Darkfall” winner and losers.

DISCLAIMER: We, at mmoSmackTalk.com are not responsible for erratic and or excited behavior as a result of this cast.

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About this glorious mmo podcast:
  Over 1 hours aural honey:
  Future casts
  Harvesting info
  DFO’s new social plugin
  “I Love Darkfall”

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Upcoming MMO PODCASTS

Game Discussion and Analysis:

  • Darkfall Online (DFO): open pvp, full loot, loads of asses to kick.
  • Mortal Online (MO): softcore DFO??? Good graphics, free for all pvp with an L2 style spin.
  • and many more…
  • Stray Bullet Games (No Name Yet): from the makers of Shadowbane, comes a mystery meat mmo. Will this be first person perspective, sandbox, loot, full loot? Nobody knows, YET, not even God.

VPR Cast 85:”Sweet Syncaine”

Welcome to our 85th mmo podcast at mmoSmacktalk.com! Darkfall lovers gather round with your freshly rolled dollar bills… for tonight, your ears will be treated to sweet Syncaine (from Hardcore Casual Blog).

Summary: Recently Syncaine was married and honeymooned in Greece. Consequently he did what all aspiring gods do, and that is he ascended Mount Olympus and spoke to the immortal residence therein.

DISCLAIMER: We, at mmoSmackTalk.com are not responsible for erratic and or excited behavior as a result of this cast.

About this glorious mmo podcast:
  Over 1 hours of the sweetest Synaine you’ve ever heard
  Cover Syncaine’s time in Greece
  Syncaine comments on Tasos’s QA
  Ginger Magician and more…

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Upcoming MMO PODCASTS

Game Discussion and Analysis:

  • Darkfall Online (DFO): open pvp, full loot, loads of asses to kick.
  • Mortal Online (MO): softcore DFO??? Good graphics, free for all pvp with an L2 style spin.
  • and many more…
  • Stray Bullet Games (No Name Yet): from the makers of Shadowbane, comes a mystery meat mmo. Will this be first person perspective, sandbox, loot, full loot? Nobody knows, YET, not even God.