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VPR Cast#42: “Darkfall NDA lifted”

Vince wanted me to add that this is a DARKFALL ONLINE MMO PODCAST. Now I’m going to bed.

Welcome to our 42nd mmo podcast at mmoSmacktalk.com! Somebody brings us in to a hot piece of sexy audio. Who it is, I don’t know… literally, I don’t know. Given my obligations as a money making machine I have not had the excellent opportunity to preview this bad bad boy. Going to have to catch it tomorrow. :( In the meanwhile, feast your ears, and know that you are the envy of my world. <–Just like “Ground Hog’s” day :D.

Oh, Vince the sound better be good this time. Steven Renwalds demands it (token mention since he destroyed all as the first to post a comment in Vid#1).

About this mmo podcast:

  • 1 hour of pure mmo podcast domination. This is a metaphorical bit of mystery meat (yes, again), that is better than spam and probably worse than steak. Enjoy, and let it nourish your mmo and gaming needs.
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    Upcoming MMO PODCASTS

    Game Discussion and Analysis:

    • Darkfall Online (DFO): open pvp, full loot, loads of asses to kick.
    • Warhammer Online (WAR): hardercore WoW??? Team pvp. Quests up the yin.
    • Mortal Online (MO): softcore DFO??? Good graphics, free for all pvp with an L2 style spin.
    • and many more…

    VPR Cast#39: “Equal Play”

    Welcome to our 39th mmo podcast at mmoSmacktalk.com! Vince brings us in to this mmo podcast with some of his own musica, Bentanica got lost in his mommy’s basement and therefore is absent, Paul sells us a new flashlight, and Ryan rails against communist politics in America. In short, this is less of an mmo podcast and more of a variety cast. It’s really all over the place.

    About this mmo podcast:

  • 00:00 – 19:00 Miscellaneous love ranging from flashlights to game talk; we call out some of our avid listeners and talk about girlies too!
  • 19:00 – 48:30 American politics… unintelligible ranting about waste flowing down from Congress and il Presidente. What’s funny is that Paul kicks this off with one of his classic “Tip of the Week” comments. It’s actually a good tip though… btw.
  • 48:30 – 65:35 More misc discussion, mostly mmo related. This is the mmo podcast part.
  • 65:35 – 70:00 Fedor/Arlovsky fight… Happy Superbowl: hear Vincent’s pick.
    LISTEN NOW or Download:

    Listen NOW and Love!or Download it!

  • Upcoming MMO PODCASTS

    Game Discussion and Analysis:

    • Darkfall Online (DFO): open pvp, full loot, loads of asses to kick.
    • Warhammer Online (WAR): hardercore WoW??? Team pvp. Quests up the yin.
    • Mortal Online (MO): softcore DFO??? Good graphics, free for all pvp with an L2 style spin.
    • and many more…

    VPR Cast#38: “I’m in… So eat it!”

    Welcome to our 38th mmo podcast at mmoSmacktalk.com! Paul fires up this cast by introducing a very special person. The boys lightly discuss their various beta experiences, Warhammer online issues and banking strats. If you’re looking for broken NDAs and leaked info, then get the hell out. Otherwise sit back, crack a beer, and chillax to our vocal melodies.

    About this mmo podcast:

  • 00:00 – 10:45 Absorb the utter excitement of acceptance into Darkfall Online Beta.
  • 10:45 – 61:00 Warhammer online discussion: Ben loots Ryan, Paul crashes in pvp AGAIN, light side-topic that delves into RTS games, Ben and Vince hit up RvR.
  • LISTEN NOW or Download:

    Listen NOW and Love!or Download it!

    Upcoming MMO PODCASTS

    Game Discussion and Analysis:

    • Darkfall Online (DFO): open pvp, full loot, loads of asses to kick.
    • Warhammer Online (WAR): hardercore WoW??? Team pvp. Quests up the yin.
    • Mortal Online (MO): softcore DFO??? Good graphics, free for all pvp with an L2 style spin.
    • and many more…

    VPR Cast#36: ”Central Seduction”

    Welcome to our 36th mmo podcast at mmoSmacktalk.com! Vince pulls in a classic clean mmo smacktalk podcast. The topics range from WAR to Diablo 3, with a sprinkling of DFO and L2. So sit back, chillax, and enjoy. (Limited snark, lots of laze in this posting.)

    Last cast announced the release of our unformatted news site. Consequently that site has had the be-Jesus spammed out of it. The side affects are two fold: 1.) We have made more money 😀 (which is good), 2.) We have irrelevant spams related to everything but mmo’s (this is bad). The built in tools to deal with spam suck ass, so thanks for nothing Social Web CMS :D! As a result I will probably take it down. Let me know if you think we should keep up the good fight and spend time to code our own tools, or not. At this time, as far as I can tell the initial interest is limited, which means my interest to fix it is limited.

    About this cast: Here’s the basic time breakdown:

  • 00:00 – 1:20:00 Lots of love, lots of magic. Listen and fill yourself with the Love of V-i-n-c-e-n-T… VINCENT!
  • LISTEN NOW or Download:

    Listen NOW and Love!or Download it!

    Upcoming MMO PODCASTS

    Game Discussion and Analysis:

    • Darkfall Online (DFO): open pvp, full loot, loads of asses to kick.
    • Warhammer Online (WAR): hardercore WoW??? Team pvp. Quests up the yin.
    • Mortal Online (MO): softcore DFO??? Good graphics, free for all pvp with an L2 style spin.
    • and many more…

    VPR Cast#35:”Sforce”

    Welcome to our 35th mmo podcast at mmoSmacktalk.com! Ben brings us in and asks his Mother if he could play some warhammer online. We cover a lot of ground to include an introduction of the legacy of Sforce, bane of Blackrock (WoW), video game awards and more!

    We also have some minor notes about an addition to the site. Basically check out the link under “more SMACKTALK“. We added a listener news site, where anybody can post links to what is happening in the world of MMO’s. Try it out let us know what you think. Also, keep in mind, it’s not styled or formatted yet. We thought it’d be more important to just get the feature out :D.

    We will not be casting until the week of 5 Jan 09, however content will be updated to this blog as well as the news site… so check back for non cast content.

    About this mmo podcast: Here’s the basic time breakdown:

  • 00:00 – 1:14:42 Lots of love, lots of magic. Lisen and fill yourself with the Love of Ben.
  • LISTEN NOW or Download:

    Listen NOW and Love!or Download it!


    Upcoming

    Game Discussion and Analysis:

    • Darkfallonline (DFO): open pvp, full loot, loads of asses to kick.
    • Warhammer Online (WAR): hardercore WoW??? Team pvp. Quests up the yin.
    • and many more…

    VPR Cast#34:”Vince Crits Ben”

    Welcome to our 34th mmo podcast at mmoSmacktalk.com! Ryan intros another orgy of auditory pleasure. Prepare to dive into a cast frought with eclectic discussions purposefully designed to elicit cerebral and lower loin excitement. Learn more about warhammeronline, darkfallonline, and Ben’s multiple athletic beatings.

    About this mmo podcast: Here’s the basic time breakdown:

  • 00:00 – 14:34 Intro: Ben takes a bat to the head from Vince the Barbarian, misc discourse of the intellectual variety ;|
  • 14:35 – 24:54 Paul on the iPhone, Vince on GTA4 (Grand Theft Auto 4).
  • 24:55 – 40:19 Ben’s computer loves on a little virus that prevents Encyclopedia Bentannica from getting his game on.
  • 40:20 – 55:24 Vince and Paul talk about their most recent experiences with their Warrior Priests in Warhammeronline… the grind is setting in.
  • 55:25 – 69:00 We discuss our impressions of the TheNoobComic review 😀 of Darkfallonline.
  • LISTEN NOW or Download:

    Listen NOW and Love!or Download it!


    Upcoming

    Game Discussion and Analysis:

    • Darkfallonline (DFO): open pvp, full loot, loads of asses to kick.
    • Warhammer Online (WAR): hardercore WoW??? Team pvp. Quests up the yin.
    • and many more…

    VPR Cast#33:”Meh”

    Welcome to our 33rd mmo podcast at mmoSmacktalk.com! This cast is another contains a variety of discussion, as always. We range form in depth discussion of a listener’s email, some DFO, WAR, and other miscellaneous bullshit. Bare with the low volume of the cast… Producer Peter was nowhere to be found… he will be dealt with later.

    About this mmo podcast: Here’s the basic time breakdown:

  • 00:00 – 08:47 Intro: The cast kicks off with an assortment of topics: usermail, WAR’s heavy metal event, guild participation, shadowbane, etc… We make V-i-n-c-e-n-t turn up our volume output.
  • 08:48 – 15:30 “Remember Shadowbane…” an sb story in the context of running a guild (previously mentioned).
  • 15:30 – 24:55 Resume reading listener email .
  • 24:56 – 56:10 Ben and the pain of being a Bright Wizard, general patch discussion(Warhammeronline)
  • 56:11 – 60:00 The evolution of humor, Paul tells a joke.
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    Upcoming

    Game Discussion and Analysis:

    • Darkfallonline (DFO): open pvp, full loot, loads of asses to kick.
    • Warhammer Online (WAR): hardercore WoW??? Team pvp. Quests up the yin.
    • and many more…

    VPR Cast#32:”Darkfall Beta Comments”

    Welcome to our 32nd mmo podcast at mmoSmacktalk.com! We’re back waxing sexy about DarkfallOnline’s latest beta comments. Lots of good stuff here intertwined with the usual mix of life and gaming in general.

    About this mmo podcast: Here’s the basic time breakdown:

  • 00:00 – 55:25 Intro: Paul’s Vegas trip, DFO – review latest beta comments, sprinkling of WAR, etc. Volume is increased around the 15 min mark. Nintendo, AoC. Paul and Ryan brawl over a whole lot of nothing. Light NWN talk.
  • 55:25 – 124:00 Ben’s Vegas vacation. This is the most economic perversion-distilled conversation of a strip club experience possible. Think strip clubs and coupons… now you know Ben.
  • 124:00- 2:29 DFO beta comments review continued. Paul’s Christmas tips.
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    rated nc-17
    rated nc-17


    Upcoming

    Game Discussion and Analysis:

    • Darkfallonline (DFO): open pvp, full loot, loads of asses to kick.
    • Warhammer Online (WAR): hardercore WoW??? Team pvp. Quests up the yin.
    • and many more…

    VPR Cast#31: “Snow Juice”

    Welcome to our 31st mmo podcast at mmoSmacktalk.com! All the boys are away, except for Vince and Ryan. We take you into a completely non MMO cast, ranging from health and fitness to massive politics. So if you aren’t in the mind to listen to the most vicious punditry this side of the Mississippi, then skip this cast and listen next week. Also, this cast is rated “R”, so you sub 17’s… you listen to this.

    About this mmo podcast: Prepare to feast your ears on angry politics. Here’s the basic time breakdown:

  • light discussion on health, fitness, rocky. 00:00 – 25:00
  • hobbies, snowboarding 25:00 – 40:15
  • vincent and code 40:15 – 43:48
  • enter politics 43:48 – 2:14:00
  • Ryan worships dfo 2:14:00
  • Children, there were some things said in this cast where we could not, at the time, recall some of our references. In our health segment Ryan was referring to Jack Lalanne. Here are some You Tube vids where you can learn more about this god of health and well being:

  • You Tube vid 1
  • You Tube vid 2
  • You Tube vid 3
  • Somewhere in our discussion of politics and the bailout, Ryan mentioned a book that argues the destructive capabilities of the banking system (well, that’s his perception). The book is The Coming Battle. You can read it online here.

    click a segment below to LISTEN NOW:

    Listen to the Vince and Ryan Palooza!



    Upcoming

    Game Discussion and Analysis:

    • Darkfallonline (DFO): open pvp, full loot, loads of asses to kick.
    • Warhammer Online (WAR): hardercore WoW??? Team pvp. Quests up the yin.
    • and many more…

    VPR Cast#30: “Not 31”

    Welcome to our 30th mmo podcast at mmoSmacktalk.com! Ben guides this cast as only a true gnome could. We range from halloween to halloween and everything in between.

    1st Segment: We got a late start so you are privileged to hear one hour of virtually non stop Ben. Thank me later. Enjoy the cast!

    click a segment below to LISTEN NOW to this mmo podcast:

    The 1 hour tour

    Upcoming

    Game Discussion and Analysis:

    • Darkfallonline (DFO): open pvp, full loot, loads of asses to kick.
    • Warhammer Online (WAR): hardercore WoW??? Team pvp. Quests up the yin.
    • and many more…