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VPR Cast#108: “Celiah Ailey”

Welcome to our 108th mmo podcast at mmoSmacktalk.com! Tonight we are being graced by the terror of Yssam, a man of early darkfall renown – Celiah Ailey!

DISCLAIMER: This cast may induce nausea, vomiting, and prolonged erections. Listener discretion is advised.

About this epic mmo podcast:
 over 5 hours of Ailey elocution.
 Gaming: Celiah Ailey.
 Darkfall: Beta and beyond.
pre-cast post on Darkfall Forums
Barbarian’s Guild site – join now!
Barbarian’s tournament ladder
Barbarian’s guild ranks
link brought up when discussing limbo as a zerg multiplier – pt 1
link brought up when discussing limbo as a zerg multiplier – pt 2
Sunstone raid – pt 1
Sunstone raid – pt 2
The UPDATED Forumfall page
King Gans says farewell to Darkfall – FUNNY SHIT!
Snail Party

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Upcoming MMO PODCASTS

Game Discussion and Analysis:

  • Darkfall: Unholy Wars (DFO 2.0): mmo fps, open pvp, full loot, conquest, classes.
  • Chivalry: Medieval Warfare(Chivalry): FPS – Sword and board, hack and slash arena.

VPR Cast#106: “Snow White”

Welcome to our 106th mmo podcast at mmoSmacktalk.com! Tonight we are joined by Snow White, who is known in Darkfall as a community leader on NA-1, and also for her passion for one of the greatest mmos ever, as well as her honor and integrity in game. Welcome to the show, Snow White!

DISCLAIMER: This cast may induce nausea, vomiting, and prolonged erections. Listener discretion is advised.

About this fairy tale mmo podcast:
 over 2 hours of sirenic sounds.
 Gaming: history of Snow – lite.
 Darkfall: Darkfall naval battles, leadership, and fond memories.
 Darkfall/UW: deep Snow analysis.

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Upcoming MMO PODCASTS

Game Discussion and Analysis:

  • Darkfall: Unholy Wars (DFO 2.0): mmo fps, open pvp, full loot, conquest, classes.
  • Chivalry: Medieval Warfare(Chivalry): FPS – Sword and board, hack and slash arena.

VPR Cast#105: “Lord Brando”

Welcome to our 105th mmo podcast at mmoSmacktalk.com! Tonight we are joined by the man responsible for delivering many a battlefield spanking. He drilled Hyperion’s alliance in various tactics that left many of you crying in pixel dirt. He is also the director of operations over at militarygamers.com – Lord Brando!

DISCLAIMER: This cast may induce nausea, vomiting, and prolonged erections. Listener discretion is advised.

About this royal mmo podcast:
 3 hours of tactical tutorializing.
 IRL: working with vets in gaming.
 Gaming: history of Brando – lite.
 Darkfall: Darkfall thoughts, experiences, formations and tactics.
 Darkfall/UW: what’s the strat.
 Misc: listener Rohaanmg dropped some links to modern day armored fighing: Mother Russia vs Ukraine and HEMA Allicance.

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Upcoming MMO PODCASTS

Game Discussion and Analysis:

  • Darkfall: Unholy Wars (DFO 2.0): mmo fps, open pvp, full loot, conquest, classes.
  • Chivalry: Medieval Warfare(Chivalry): FPS – Sword and board, hack and slash arena.

VPR Cast#104: “King Manus”

Welcome to our 104th mmo podcast at mmoSmacktalk.com! Listen to the cast and hear the honey laden voice of one of Darkfall’s early shapers of the agonian game scape. With his guild and coalition of allies, he controlled the eastern half of agon; and provided an exciting atmosphere for roleplayers and hard core ass owners alike. We welcome to the cast a man only second to taso – King Manus!

DISCLAIMER: This cast may induce nausea, vomiting, and prolonged erections. Listener discretion is advised.

About this royal mmo podcast:
 2 hours of royal decree.
 Gaming: history of Manus – lite.
 Darkfall: Darkfall thoughts, experiences, political intrigugue.
 Darkfall/UW: Return of the King.

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Upcoming MMO PODCASTS

Game Discussion and Analysis:

  • Darkfall: Unholy Wars (DFO 2.0): mmo fps, open pvp, full loot, conquest, classes.
  • Chivalry: Medieval Warfare(Chivalry): FPS – Sword and board, hack and slash arena.

VPR Cast#102: “Itwas Luck”

Welcome to our 102nd mmo podcast at mmoSmacktalk.com! This evening we are joined by the god of war himself; look in the dictionary under sticky back, and you will see his pic! Here to make us better men, and Destroyers, welcome Itwas Luck!

DISCLAIMER: This cast may induce nausea, vomiting, and prolonged erections. Listener discretion is advised.

About this ear melting mmo podcast:
 3.2 hours of truth or troll – figure it out!
 Darkfall: Unholy Wars.
 Darkfall: Unholy Wars – link from Emo LoL
 Darkfall 1.0 – Basics on being a Destroyer.
 Did he cheat or is he just bad ass? We review 4 pieces of evidence and 9 min vid

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Upcoming MMO PODCASTS

Game Discussion and Analysis:

  • Darkfall Online (DFO): open pvp, full loot, loads of asses to kick.
  • Darkfall: Unholy Wars (DFO 2.0): mmo fps, open pvp, full loot, conquest, classes.

VPR Cast#99: “Bainwalker – Goblin Preservation Society”

Welcome to our 99th mmo podcast at mmoSmacktalk.com! Bainwalker of Darkfall’s Goblin Preservation Society joins the cast. Listen up as we relive the horrors he visited upon you and your ilk in the wonderful land of Agon!

DISCLAIMER: This cast may induce nausea, vomiting, and prolonged erections. Listener discretion is advised.

About this horrific mmo podcast:
 3:10 of Bainwalker [GPS] and Darkfall
 3 Tiers of Griefing – what’s acceptable?
 Darkfall Online: general opinion, history, and commentary
 CHECK out a SIMILAR cast with SCARY BAD GUYS Darwoth Wothdar

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Upcoming MMO PODCASTS

Game Discussion and Analysis:

  • Darkfall Online (DFO): open pvp, full loot, loads of asses to kick.

VPR Cast#98: “Val Roth”

Welcome to our 98th mmo podcast at mmoSmacktalk.com! Today your ears are privileged to soak in the wise words and domineering eloquence of Captain, and Commander, Val Roth.

DISCLAIMER: This cast may induce nausea, vomiting, and prolonged erections. Listener discretion is advised.

About this mmo podcast – ear festival:
 2:46:xx of Val Roth and Darkfall
 Darkfall Online: Val Roth videos – best dfo tutorial vids anywhere.
 Darkfall Online: general opinion and commentary

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Upcoming MMO PODCASTS

Game Discussion and Analysis:

  • Darkfall Online (DFO): open pvp, full loot, loads of asses to kick.

VPR Cast#97: “Waterfight”

Welcome to our 97th mmo podcast at mmoSmacktalk.com! Apoc rejoins me for an interlocution on Darkfall, peppered with reminiscences of old UO. At the conclusion of this epic aural odyssey Apoc talks auditory equipment. Don’t cheat yourself, listen to it now!

DISCLAIMER: This cast may induce nausea, vomiting, and prolonged erections. Listener discretion is advised.

About this ear melting mmo podcast:
 Almost 3 hours of sublime mmo commentary.
 Darkfall Online: the latest promo, diversity of dfo combat (solo, duo, etc), sewerfall, some basic darfkall tips.
 Yak, don’t be a pussy, play Darkfall.
 I can’t let the MO $30 price go.
 Light thoughts on the free to play model in general (touch on Dota 2).
 Audio and XSplit (check out Apoc’s guide)

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Upcoming MMO PODCASTS

Game Discussion and Analysis:

  • Darkfall Online (DFO): open pvp, full loot, loads of asses to kick.

VPR Cast#96: “Current Value of Mortal Online”

Welcome to our 96th mmo podcast at mmoSmacktalk.com! Miguel-hate-mmos joins the cast again in a NSFW episode, covering topics from Tribes Ascend, Guild Wars 2, Darkfall, and Mortal Online.

*** Correction to the cast — At one point I said I am a “glass half full” guy. What I meant, is that I see things as “glass half EMPTY”. So when I explain why I’m “half full”, replace those words with “half empty”.

DISCLAIMER: This cast may induce nausea, vomiting, and prolonged erections. Listener discretion is advised.

About this better-than-Cialis mmo podcast:
 Over 2 hours of misc mmo commentary.
 Miguel on ArcheAge, Tribes Ascend, Diablo 3.
 Misc: movies, armchair psychology, steroids, lasiks (everything an mmo podcast should be).
 “The End Game” as it relates to “theme-park” mmos (fixed).
 Birth of a new phrase: “Robin Hooded”.
 Mike tries to bullshit us with his thoughts on Darkfall Online.
 Miguelito’s blogged thoughts on Mortal Online.

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Brief, ineloquent, and unedited thoughts on the current value of Mortal Online:

MO, in its current state is NOT worth the $30 purchase prices and the $15 monthly fee. In fact, I think this is an insult to ask any gamer to pay these rates for what is literally a beta. Look, most games have bugs and issues, and I wouldn’t say they’re in a beta phase. Realistically beta is a phase of testing labeled by developers, so by rights, a dev team can technically put out the biggest heap of shit and label it final release it. When I say MO is a beta, what I mean by that is that they released what would be by most standards a fucking beta. Personally, given the scope of ideas they are trying to accomplish, I’m absolutely cool with that; however, when they ask for the kind of money that they do, THAT is what becomes insulting.

At MO’s current stage of development I MIGHT be willing to pay ONLY the $15/monthly, and I’d more likely pay and play for $10/mo; and at $5/mo… that’d be a easy kill… I’d be all over that.

Upcoming MMO PODCASTS

Game Discussion and Analysis:

  • Darkfall Online (DFO): open pvp, full loot, loads of asses to kick.

TWiGTV – 2: “mOE Money”

Listen to the 2nd TWiGTV cast, courtesy of “This Week in Gaming”, a live e-sports and gaming show hosted by @apoctv (of Darkfall and Star Craft 2 renown), @steelcss (pro Counter Strike player [ie he get paid to own]), and your indefatigable host of this site, me. Also, PRO CS player mOE, from the “San Francisco OPTX”, joins the cast; and honestly gives you some insight that will blow your mind wide open.

A little heads-up, the end of this cast got hijacked by Joshua’s pet robot.

See the raw live recording here:
part 1, begins at minute 8:45
part 2

DISCLAIMER: This cast may induce nausea, vomiting, and prolonged erections. Listener discretion is advised.

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