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a collection of posts wherein there is no audio attached.

VPR Cast#117: “What Real Men Do on Valentines Day”

Welcome to our 117th VPR cast at mmoSmacktalk.com! – Your number one source for winning
at life! Tonight Miguelito (ihm) and I go buck wild as we thwart the traditions of Valentine’s Day. Instead, we enjoy our Brotine’s Day.

DISCLAIMER: This cast may induce nausea, vomiting, and prolonged erections. Listener discretion is advised.

About this record liberating mmo podcast:
 2.25 hours of Emperor Miguelito.
 General: The deal with Valentine’s Day.
 Gaming: Ultima Online.
 Gaming: Misc.

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Upcoming MMO PODCASTS

Game Discussion and Analysis:

  • Darkfall: Unholy Wars (DFO 2.0): mmo fps, open pvp, full loot, conquest,classes.

Weed of Dick

I think the issue with this site putting off malicious code is under control. Please let me know if your browser or security software issues any warnings during your visit.

Below is my original warning. Even though the site should be fine now, I just want those regular visitors to have fair notice in order to protect themselves in case they downloaded anything malicious. As well it serves to clarify why the site looks better than ever.

FYI, the mp3’s should all be completely fine.

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Hey guys!

It looks like some dickweed intentionally, or not (ie could have been an internet worm), hacked
my site, which is based on Word Press (you can read about this type of issue here). While there is no apparent damage done, some people are reporting that their virus scanners are warning about security issues while visiting blog.mmoSmackTalk.com. Since I don’t want to risk any of you listeners picking up some fucked up virus/malware, I’m going to be taking down, and reconstructing, the site. Incidentally it might be extra ugly when it returns, but we’ll get that hammered out soon enough.

Check back within a week, contact me via the link below, or watch my twitter (http://www.twitter.com/mmoSmackTalk) for updates.

I hope none of you guys got infected… just in case, run your favorite scanners. If you dont have any protection, google Microsoft Security Essentials, and Malwarebytes.

contact: contact link

A Chat with Darwoth Wothdar

A few days prior to the end of free EU to NA transfers, my eyes beheld the pixelated visage of one Darwoth Wothdar as he crossed my path. While the guild, Scary Bad Guys, has been a nuisance to every guilded DFO player on EU1 visiting “safe cities” in the Alfar lands, I found myself missing theses guys (I think they slowed down play on the EU server since mid/end of summer, or so it seemed to me). They played a very niche role in keeping npc cities lively and interesting. Without them life in the npc cities is quiet, dull, devoid of gnashing teeth, and lacking the free loot for those carrion followers quick on there keys after a fresh SBG kill. With those fond memories in hand, I hit up Mr. Wothdar to see what’s on the SBG agenda.
Darwoth Wothdar of Scary Bad Guys


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VPR Cast#59: “Yakboy II”

Welcome to our 60th mmo podcast at mmoSmacktalk.com! This cast holds within it’s depths dos treats for the auditory candy lover inside of you: a 35 minute commentary on the upcoming darkfall online patch and over 1 hour and 45 minutes of continued Yakboy love. If you thought last week’s cast was remotely interesting, then just wait until you pipe this sweetness into your lobes.

DISCLAIMER: we, at mmoSmackTalk.com are not responsible for erratic and or excited behavior as a result of this cast.

Check out our DARKFALL DATABASE! Update frequency: weekly or sooner.

About this glorious mmo podcast:
 Over 2 hours of mmo podcast pleasure:
00:00 – 35:00 the latest Darkfall Online information, to include a quest that you HAVE TO DO.
35:00 – 2:25 the Saga of Yakboy continues. We get into a 10 point analysis of Warhammer Online’s shortcomings. Ryan spatters dfo tidbits throughout.
(CLICK HERE) Latest info on Darkfall’s incoming path and expansion.
(CLICK HERE) Great info on how to enchant in Darkfall. I have not affiliation with wetpaint, but I use their info for enchanting combines. An overall helpful dfo site. Second only to this one. 😀
(CLICK HERE) and don’t forget to visit our own database which is literally updated weekly. Soon it is going to be re-vamped and more helpful than ever!

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Listen NOW and Love! or Download it!

Upcoming MMO PODCASTS

Game Discussion and Analysis:

  • Darkfall Online (DFO): open pvp, full loot, loads of asses to kick.
  • Mortal Online (MO): softcore DFO??? Good graphics, free for all pvp with an L2 style spin.
  • and many more…
  • Stray Bullet Games (No Name Yet): from the makers of Shadowbane, comes a mystery meat mmo. Will this be first person perspective, sandbox, loot, full loot? Nobody knows, YET, not even God.
  • (Aion): from the makers of L2, comes another L2 with upgraded graphics and flying? Not exactly sure what to make of this yet, once we have an idea we will cast on it. I do plan to have an Aion “buff” on future cast (actually have one lined up :D).

VPR Cast#43: “Horrible”

Welcome to our 43rd mmo podcast at mmoSmacktalk.com! Paul brings us in to the tune of …. well, I’ll let you listen and find out. Put it this way, it was enough to make me dry heave while prepping the cast… it’s just horrible. Regardless, as always, the guys conduct a nice variety mmo podcast covering: mmo names, Darkfallonline, Ben’s computer, and much more. I’d apologize for the lack of detailed annotation, but daddy’s got to get out and work his swerve tonight. Enjoy the cast, and let the blood flow.

About this mmo podcast:

  • once again, 1 hour of pure mmo podcast domination
  • LISTEN NOW or Download:

    Listen NOW and Love!or Download it!

    Upcoming MMO PODCASTS

    Game Discussion and Analysis:

    • Darkfall Online (DFO): open pvp, full loot, loads of asses to kick.
    • Warhammer Online (WAR): hardercore WoW??? Team pvp. Quests up the yin.
    • Mortal Online (MO): softcore DFO??? Good graphics, free for all pvp with an L2 style spin.
    • and many more…

    VPR Cast#42: “Darkfall NDA lifted”

    Vince wanted me to add that this is a DARKFALL ONLINE MMO PODCAST. Now I’m going to bed.

    Welcome to our 42nd mmo podcast at mmoSmacktalk.com! Somebody brings us in to a hot piece of sexy audio. Who it is, I don’t know… literally, I don’t know. Given my obligations as a money making machine I have not had the excellent opportunity to preview this bad bad boy. Going to have to catch it tomorrow. :( In the meanwhile, feast your ears, and know that you are the envy of my world. <–Just like “Ground Hog’s” day :D.

    Oh, Vince the sound better be good this time. Steven Renwalds demands it (token mention since he destroyed all as the first to post a comment in Vid#1).

    About this mmo podcast:

  • 1 hour of pure mmo podcast domination. This is a metaphorical bit of mystery meat (yes, again), that is better than spam and probably worse than steak. Enjoy, and let it nourish your mmo and gaming needs.
  • LISTEN NOW or Download:

    Listen NOW and Love!or Download it!

    Upcoming MMO PODCASTS

    Game Discussion and Analysis:

    • Darkfall Online (DFO): open pvp, full loot, loads of asses to kick.
    • Warhammer Online (WAR): hardercore WoW??? Team pvp. Quests up the yin.
    • Mortal Online (MO): softcore DFO??? Good graphics, free for all pvp with an L2 style spin.
    • and many more…

    VPR Cast#40: “Mystery Meat”

    Welcome to our 40th mmo podcast at mmoSmacktalk.com! Somebody brings us in to a hot piece of sexy audio. Who it is, I don’t know… literally, I don’t know. Given my obligations as a money making machine I have not had the excellent opportunity to preview this bad bad boy. Going to have to catch it tomorrow. :( In the meanwhile, feast your ears, and know that you are the envy of my world.

    About this mmo podcast:

  • 1 hour of pure mmo podcast domination. This is a metaphorical bit of mystery meat, that is better than spam and probably worse than steak. Enjoy, and let it nourish your mmo and gaming needs.
  • LISTEN NOW or Download:

    Listen NOW and Love!or Download it!

    Upcoming MMO PODCASTS

    Game Discussion and Analysis:

    • Darkfall Online (DFO): open pvp, full loot, loads of asses to kick.
    • Warhammer Online (WAR): hardercore WoW??? Team pvp. Quests up the yin.
    • Mortal Online (MO): softcore DFO??? Good graphics, free for all pvp with an L2 style spin.
    • and many more…

    VPR Cast#37: ”Shut Your Muff”

    Welcome to our 37th mmo podcast at mmoSmacktalk.com! Ben intros this cast. Ryan is absent and the boys rock a seriously miscellaneous cast, ranging from little orphan annie, computer talk, to Warhammer Online. A side not to the cast, check out the latest new regarding the upcoming open beta, and european release of Darkfall Online.

    As I had alluded to in the notes from vpr cast 36 the news site will be coming down, at least temporarily. The spammers win round one 😀 as I am not interested in managin spam… so I’m gonna nuke it.

    About this mmo podcast:

  • 00:00 – 17:30 Blow it out your old wazoo, learn how Ben handles inventory, a listener seems to imply that we play the Glad Game, computer talk, et other misc horse shit.
  • 17:30 – 38:15 Warhammer online discussion: Vince and Ben play together and don’t even know it, lonely server, morale bug, Ben has a vulnerable moment, Vince chats.
  • 38:15 – 60:00 More misc talk: how we used the internet, real life public quests, gun rights, why Vince got suspended from WoW, eye sight, blah blah blah… just listen… Obama 😀
  • 60:00 – 72:00 Warhammer online discussion: resists, stats, and attributes.
    LISTEN NOW or Download:

    Listen NOW and Love!or Download it!

  • Upcoming MMO PODCASTS

    Game Discussion and Analysis:

    • Darkfall Online (DFO): open pvp, full loot, loads of asses to kick.
    • Warhammer Online (WAR): hardercore WoW??? Team pvp. Quests up the yin.
    • Mortal Online (MO): softcore DFO??? Good graphics, free for all pvp with an L2 style spin.
    • and many more…