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VPR Cast#102: “Itwas Luck”

Welcome to our 102nd mmo podcast at mmoSmacktalk.com! This evening we are joined by the god of war himself; look in the dictionary under sticky back, and you will see his pic! Here to make us better men, and Destroyers, welcome Itwas Luck!

DISCLAIMER: This cast may induce nausea, vomiting, and prolonged erections. Listener discretion is advised.

About this ear melting mmo podcast:
 3.2 hours of truth or troll – figure it out!
 Darkfall: Unholy Wars.
 Darkfall: Unholy Wars – link from Emo LoL
 Darkfall 1.0 – Basics on being a Destroyer.
 Did he cheat or is he just bad ass? We review 4 pieces of evidence and 9 min vid

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Upcoming MMO PODCASTS

Game Discussion and Analysis:

  • Darkfall Online (DFO): open pvp, full loot, loads of asses to kick.
  • Darkfall: Unholy Wars (DFO 2.0): mmo fps, open pvp, full loot, conquest, classes.

VPR Cast#101: “Lord Spades”

Welcome to our 101st mmo podcast at mmoSmacktalk.com! This cast is joined by the the man some believe to be the sharpest tool in the Darkfall toolshed. He’s the man whose vent everybody wants to join, and the leader of Covert Operations Force. Welcome the Squire who’s on Fire – Spades911!

DISCLAIMER: This cast may induce nausea, vomiting, and prolonged erections. Listener discretion is advised.

About this ear melting mmo podcast:
 2:43:04 of Lord Spades delivering the truth!
 Age and favorite mmo.
 Darkfall Online: Review the latest 4 dfo2 questions answered by the devs.
 Darkfall Online: Battle tactics, and notable battle commanders.
 Darkfall Online: Some past politics and reminiscing.
 Darkfall Online: Misc Darkfall discussions.

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Upcoming MMO PODCASTS

Game Discussion and Analysis:

  • Darkfall Online (DFO): open pvp, full loot, loads of asses to kick.

VPR Cast#100: “Lord BattleSmurf”

Welcome to our 100th mmo podcast at mmoSmacktalk.com! Today we are joined by a real thug and a weekend gangsta. Some of you know him as the guy who raped you last Friday night, others as “that douche bag”… it is now your good fortune to apprentice your ears for the duration of this cast to Lord Battle Smurf!

DISCLAIMER: This cast may induce nausea, vomiting, and prolonged erections. Listener discretion is advised.

About this ear-busting mmo podcast:
 4:31:35 of Lord BattleSmurf rocking your lobes!
 Answers on LBS and his gayness.
 Darkfall Online: Enyx duel.
 Darkfall Online: 5v5 tournament.
 Darkfall Online: Who is the best of the best?
 Darkfall Online: Jedi Mind trick’s vid
 Darkfall Online: Is there a lack of PVP? (fyi, “no”)
 Darkfall Online: Crucial spells to become above average in DFO pvp.
 Darkfall Online: Settings and macros are required to be top tier.
 Darkfall Online: Darkfall 2.0
 MISC/Background: ~1 hour of gaming background, which includes a large segment on LBS’s EVE experience. This occurs at roughly 1:50 – 2:40.

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Game Discussion and Analysis:

  • Darkfall Online (DFO): open pvp, full loot, loads of asses to kick.

VPR Cast#99: “Bainwalker – Goblin Preservation Society”

Welcome to our 99th mmo podcast at mmoSmacktalk.com! Bainwalker of Darkfall’s Goblin Preservation Society joins the cast. Listen up as we relive the horrors he visited upon you and your ilk in the wonderful land of Agon!

DISCLAIMER: This cast may induce nausea, vomiting, and prolonged erections. Listener discretion is advised.

About this horrific mmo podcast:
 3:10 of Bainwalker [GPS] and Darkfall
 3 Tiers of Griefing – what’s acceptable?
 Darkfall Online: general opinion, history, and commentary
 CHECK out a SIMILAR cast with SCARY BAD GUYS Darwoth Wothdar

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Game Discussion and Analysis:

  • Darkfall Online (DFO): open pvp, full loot, loads of asses to kick.

VPR Cast#98: “Val Roth”

Welcome to our 98th mmo podcast at mmoSmacktalk.com! Today your ears are privileged to soak in the wise words and domineering eloquence of Captain, and Commander, Val Roth.

DISCLAIMER: This cast may induce nausea, vomiting, and prolonged erections. Listener discretion is advised.

About this mmo podcast – ear festival:
 2:46:xx of Val Roth and Darkfall
 Darkfall Online: Val Roth videos – best dfo tutorial vids anywhere.
 Darkfall Online: general opinion and commentary

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Upcoming MMO PODCASTS

Game Discussion and Analysis:

  • Darkfall Online (DFO): open pvp, full loot, loads of asses to kick.

VPR Cast#97: “Waterfight”

Welcome to our 97th mmo podcast at mmoSmacktalk.com! Apoc rejoins me for an interlocution on Darkfall, peppered with reminiscences of old UO. At the conclusion of this epic aural odyssey Apoc talks auditory equipment. Don’t cheat yourself, listen to it now!

DISCLAIMER: This cast may induce nausea, vomiting, and prolonged erections. Listener discretion is advised.

About this ear melting mmo podcast:
 Almost 3 hours of sublime mmo commentary.
 Darkfall Online: the latest promo, diversity of dfo combat (solo, duo, etc), sewerfall, some basic darfkall tips.
 Yak, don’t be a pussy, play Darkfall.
 I can’t let the MO $30 price go.
 Light thoughts on the free to play model in general (touch on Dota 2).
 Audio and XSplit (check out Apoc’s guide)

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Upcoming MMO PODCASTS

Game Discussion and Analysis:

  • Darkfall Online (DFO): open pvp, full loot, loads of asses to kick.

VPR Cast#96: “Current Value of Mortal Online”

Welcome to our 96th mmo podcast at mmoSmacktalk.com! Miguel-hate-mmos joins the cast again in a NSFW episode, covering topics from Tribes Ascend, Guild Wars 2, Darkfall, and Mortal Online.

*** Correction to the cast — At one point I said I am a “glass half full” guy. What I meant, is that I see things as “glass half EMPTY”. So when I explain why I’m “half full”, replace those words with “half empty”.

DISCLAIMER: This cast may induce nausea, vomiting, and prolonged erections. Listener discretion is advised.

About this better-than-Cialis mmo podcast:
 Over 2 hours of misc mmo commentary.
 Miguel on ArcheAge, Tribes Ascend, Diablo 3.
 Misc: movies, armchair psychology, steroids, lasiks (everything an mmo podcast should be).
 “The End Game” as it relates to “theme-park” mmos (fixed).
 Birth of a new phrase: “Robin Hooded”.
 Mike tries to bullshit us with his thoughts on Darkfall Online.
 Miguelito’s blogged thoughts on Mortal Online.

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Brief, ineloquent, and unedited thoughts on the current value of Mortal Online:

MO, in its current state is NOT worth the $30 purchase prices and the $15 monthly fee. In fact, I think this is an insult to ask any gamer to pay these rates for what is literally a beta. Look, most games have bugs and issues, and I wouldn’t say they’re in a beta phase. Realistically beta is a phase of testing labeled by developers, so by rights, a dev team can technically put out the biggest heap of shit and label it final release it. When I say MO is a beta, what I mean by that is that they released what would be by most standards a fucking beta. Personally, given the scope of ideas they are trying to accomplish, I’m absolutely cool with that; however, when they ask for the kind of money that they do, THAT is what becomes insulting.

At MO’s current stage of development I MIGHT be willing to pay ONLY the $15/monthly, and I’d more likely pay and play for $10/mo; and at $5/mo… that’d be a easy kill… I’d be all over that.

Upcoming MMO PODCASTS

Game Discussion and Analysis:

  • Darkfall Online (DFO): open pvp, full loot, loads of asses to kick.

TWiGTV – 2: “mOE Money”

Listen to the 2nd TWiGTV cast, courtesy of “This Week in Gaming”, a live e-sports and gaming show hosted by @apoctv (of Darkfall and Star Craft 2 renown), @steelcss (pro Counter Strike player [ie he get paid to own]), and your indefatigable host of this site, me. Also, PRO CS player mOE, from the “San Francisco OPTX”, joins the cast; and honestly gives you some insight that will blow your mind wide open.

A little heads-up, the end of this cast got hijacked by Joshua’s pet robot.

See the raw live recording here:
part 1, begins at minute 8:45
part 2

DISCLAIMER: This cast may induce nausea, vomiting, and prolonged erections. Listener discretion is advised.

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TWiGTV – 1: “Pilot”

Listen to the very 1st TWiGTV cast, courtesy of “This Week in Gaming”, a live e-sports and gaming show hosted by @apoctv (of Darkfall and Star Craft 2 renown), @steelcss (pro Counter Strike player [ie he get paid to own]), and your indefatigable host of this site, me.

See the raw live recording here: get it!

DISCLAIMER: This cast may induce nausea, vomiting, and prolonged erections. Listener discretion is advised.

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VPR Cast#95: “ihatemmorpgs.com”

Welcome to our 95th mmo podcast at mmoSmacktalk.com! Straight from Copenhagen, Sweden we have a fresh voice with a different perspective on mmos than you’re used to hearing. Please be aware that his opinions might cause you to spill your purse.

DISCLAIMER: This cast may induce nausea, vomiting, and prolonged erections. Listener discretion is advised.

About this ultra mmo podcast:
 Over 3 hours of Michael and I polluting the internet.
 Miguelito’s gaming background – heavy.
 His tweets… they’re funny. Read them – @mmorpgssuck
 Ultima Online – The Original Gangsta.
 Star Wars the Old Republic is Terrible.
 A whole lot of misc.

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Upcoming MMO PODCASTS

Game Discussion and Analysis:

  • Darkfall Online (DFO): open pvp, full loot, loads of asses to kick.