VPR Cast#49: “Enndr Poopinpants”

Welcome to our 49th mmo podcast at mmoSmacktalk.com! Paul yanks us in (in every way you can imagine) to a cast fraught with mirth, joy, and Enndr Poopinpants. If you recall from the cast 48 comments, Enndr ended Epoch with a severe tongue lashing (down low) that prompted us to invite this bastion of smacktalk in to our next mmo podcast… enter VPR Cast #49.

This cast is being posted many days late. For that we expect your undying love, understanding, and attention for the next hour+ as we rock your lobes to a sweet cast centered on Darkfallonline and Asian cuisine.

NEXT CAST: might not be until the first weekend in May. Check the site next Sunday… just know that we might not have anything up yet as we are re-organizing.

Check out our youtube upload showcasing Mortal Online‘s latest in game footage in HD. You might have to toggle the box in the lower right hand corner “HD”. CLICK HERE!

About this glorious mmo podcast:
 Over 1 hour of mmo podcast pleasure
Enndr’s background. He’s old and getting older. Almost dead, to be honest.
Enndr reveals the truth about Goons; you might not like what you hear.
Vince smites Gommer
Enndr talks dfo, dfo store hacks, and more dfo
Gommer goes old world on us.
Vince rubs his nuts and romanticizes the ShadowBane Alliance.
The team (go team!) answers the question “why play now?”
Misc DarkfallOnline discussion. Lots of love ranging from guild espionage, tactics, macros, and grinding ethics.
Enndr links: http//www.somethingawful.com and http://www.darkfallgoons.com .
Ben is a fucko for not building his computer still

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Game Discussion and Analysis:

  • Darkfall Online (DFO): open pvp, full loot, loads of asses to kick.
  • Warhammer Online (WAR): hardercore WoW??? Team pvp. Quests up the yin.
  • Mortal Online (MO): softcore DFO??? Good graphics, free for all pvp with an L2 style spin.
  • and many more…

35 thoughts on “VPR Cast#49: “Enndr Poopinpants””

  1. Enndr just wondering how are the Duchy people fags for charging taxes but you guys charge real money and taxes to be in goons??? 😛 wouldn’t that make you a fag?

  2. lol enndr i want you nuts… no but you guys make it seem like i left while you were fighting…. i was gone like 5min before gommer decided to all out attack the guy. 😛

  3. @admin: I don’t plan on posting anywhere this anywhere except maybe our darkfallgoons.com blog if our leadership decides to. The DFO forums are full of emo RPers.

    @Epoch: Want to make babies with me.. I promise they wont turn out like you… With your eggs and my sperm Im sure they’d have a 50/50 chance. :) … Anyways, yeah somethingawful.com does cost a one time fee of $10…. But paying your $10 just to be in a game with us is not true. Even if you were to pay $10 to join somethingawful you’d still need to have an account past a vertain age to get in without sponsorship. The point is this. It cost allot of bling to host these forums with the amount of traffic it has… Example: Its 8:16 am, EST…. 3,812 registered users on & 120,421 total registered users. 2.6 Million total threads & 63 million total post.

    In the end you don’t even have to pay to join something awful to play with us… We have allies and we even have a sister guild we run “Terrible Company” for people who aren’t somethingawful members. We all absorb the cost of somethingawful’s cost by the one time $10 join fee and we do it by choice.. Besides mailorder brides are hard to come by these days… Ask your mom. I bet she’d know. :(

  4. @Enndr, haha i think you misunderstood what I intended. I wasn’t telling you “just dont spam the place”…. I was saying that I post there, but I dont spam the dfo forums with our url. :)

  5. I have a feeling the last name I chose in DFO will haunt me forever…..
    Time to suck on a tail pipe while Epoch hits the gas…..

  6. @Ryan: Can you put a link to the forum somewhere on the front page of this site? Vince just set me up and we’re making this active so ppl have a place to post shit without using comments to do it.

  7. Darkfall still play like the Atari 2600? Played it in Beta and was teh suck… Kinda like Sforce on a Saturday night!

  8. Darkfall is the best game in the world, bar none, hands down, oh yeah. Haha. The best pvpers in the world have joined on one server. It is truly a historical game. I love it more than my unborn son.

  9. Bahaha, calling Murder herd Rp fags. Didn’t the goons need 15 other guilds to take that city? I thought Murder herd was a non alliance guild. Awful company tries to act like the badass, “cool” guys, but always shows they are nerds.

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