VPR Cast#44: “The Paulmercial”

Welcome to our 44th mmo podcast at mmoSmacktalk.com! First the sad news… this is more a variety podcast than an mmo podcast. Now for the good news… this is a variety podcast moreso than an mmo podcast. So what does this mean to your wonderful world? It means more hard hitting ignorance from the boys of mmoSmackTalk.com! 😀 Hear Ryan blunder through physics, Paul opine silly, Vince wax wasteful, and Ben talk about his winnings at the Shark’s game. JUST so that we are clear, those who want more mmo talk than not, this cast is not for you; however, we do hit mmo topics throughout.

BTW, thought I’d give you guys an update of what we’re playing now: nothing. With the collapse of WAR there seems to be an mmo vacuum. I’m thinking that’s why DFO was slammed so hard with orders… total speculation. Consequently we have not been able to purchase our dream game. We are now biding our time, letting others suffer through the release day/week (month?)pains of DFO before we jump in and start spanking fools. If you have any updates you’d like to share, please post your experience or a link that represents your feelings.

About this mmo podcast:

  • Over 1 hour of miscellaneous fun and adventure (in no particular order or depth): darkfallonline, warhammer, physics/big bang, flashlights, gta4, Ben’s hockey victory, bf2, tf2, and a unique listening experience only to be had here… a Paulmercial.
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    Game Discussion and Analysis:

    • Darkfall Online (DFO): open pvp, full loot, loads of asses to kick.
    • Warhammer Online (WAR): hardercore WoW??? Team pvp. Quests up the yin.
    • Mortal Online (MO): softcore DFO??? Good graphics, free for all pvp with an L2 style spin.
    • and many more…

    106 thoughts on “VPR Cast#44: “The Paulmercial””

    1. Thanks admin!

      Sfarcey Sfarcey! I’m not talking lvl 45 vs 45 duels where it was Warrior vs Ret pally! Cmon, I know you don’t know as much about game mechanics as me but… bubble > bandage! It’s ok, I am glad your only wins over me were Ret pally vs Warrior at lvl 45! 😛

      And last but not last, you were removed from FTW Private forums due to not playing anything, being inactive and not providing any content to any of our esteemed players. But don’t take it too hard, there were like 10 others removed, I guess all you were to the guild was just a name? 😛

      And besides that, I couldn’t really be kicked out of MY guild anyways (you know, the guild I helped create with Oshi and run long after you quit WoW leading the guild in Shadowbane to create a even bigger name for itself??) because the guild was disbanded and since then has been renamed.

      But hey, all history aside, we did have some fun. I am sorry you are still bitter from those days :( :(

      The King Godsmak over and out!

    2. Whats great is I kicked you out of the guild, and you thought we would actually still go participate on the forums? haha. You were kicked out of the guild before I even formally told you that you were out, just by nobody but zeuz really talking to you any more, haha. No joke when I think of you I think of par to sub par player, with a top WoW arena team with zeuz at I believe 1615? We are on a different level, lol but you want to be on mine but can’t. Hey, I haven’t played WoW in a year or two, do you wanna by my gladiator mount from me? Hahahah. 2 easy.

    3. Yeah, maybe the guild you created in your head when you were in that crazy alcoholic stage! (still are? If so I hope you get treated).

      I heard you were Gladiator on Rivendare, congrats! That is probably the #1 or #2 server in the world in terms of skill. You probably played one of the hardest comps of season 1 as well, double warlock. Man, back then double warlock couldn’t beat anyone! How did you guys even win one game??!?! LOLZ

      I understand you are on another level though, I wonder if you can hear me from all the way UP here?? 😀 😀

      Hey maybe you can start a guild up with Raagnar, assuming that he’ll take you back… oh but wait, you would actually have to PLAY something to be apart of a guild. After you quit because you couldn’t hack the Grand Marshal grind and because you were never picked for our PVP teams (We chose Zeuz, Fenixx and Fargus over U) you kind of… never played anything again? Am I right? Well you did get pretty high level in Lord of the Rings!

      The King Godsmak over and out!

    4. Whats great is you saw grand marshal as elite when all it was was a grind, but you couldn’t hack it in the arena, hahah. Like I said dude, I will still sell you my gladiator netherdrake on bloodscalp since I know how badly you want it. Just set up the time and place and we can fraps it too, and make it a big deal for you :D. Then you can go to forums and be like “I just got my gladiator mount guys…” I laughed hard. We both know the truth about your skill level :D. My jock is loosening, mind not riding it for 24 hours straight? Imma be chafed in no time. snufT?

    5. I admit you were better than me but I am still somewhat good right? Please accept me. I came to this place for acceptance and you never did so please, Vince accept me as a good player?

      -The King Godsmak over and out!

      Bloodscalp! But you got it on Rivendare right? I don’t know if you would have gotten it on Bloodscalp, I mean, Bloodscalp at least had 100+ teams playing, unlike Rivendare 😀

      Of course Grand Marshal was a grind, everyone knew that except for people who were drunk O.o You just didn’t have the endurance to make it like me, Zeuz and Gommer. It’s ok, shit happens! I actually heard the real reason you quit was because Zeuz got some sword over you :( Zeuz said you QQ’d really hard then logged off. I didn’t know you cared so much about items and epics! Maybe Lord of the Rings was a perfect fit for you dude!

      Just like on Blackrock, everyone knew who the King was. There were forum posts about you ganking lowbies and gloating about it. Then there were forum posts naming off “Best of each class” and I was always on it, with your name nowhere in sight. Sometimes Chrome would be listed there with me though 😛

      When I said jump, you said “How high?”. When I wanted you gone I just snapped my figures and POOF, you were gone… MWHAHAHAHHA! Man I am having a wonderful day!

      -The King Godsmak over and out!

      *blockquote is admin fix… how comment is displayed in my inbox

    6. I can’t accept you to be a good player cause like I said, you were just a par player. It is good you finally caved in though and admitted it, lol. Sux to be you. LOL. I am laughing hard. Thanks for making me laugh so hard man.

    7. well thats fair that is kinda messed up though.

      -The King Godsmak over and out!

      “I don’t delete comments, hahaha I don’t need to.”

      No but you have to edit them! Looks like I got to you again Sfarce!

      So much for “mmosmacktalk” LOL. You can dish it but you just can’t take it!

      -The King Godsmak over and out!

      *blockquote is admin fix… how comment is displayed in my inbox

    8. Life isn’t all gravy, you gotta earn it rather than riding on the coat tails of others, like me, lol. Seriously you weren’t the worst, but you were average I would say. I tried to make you better but you wanted to go all emo and cry about how you thought you were good when peeps were just trying to help you out. Next time just accept the offer, you would not be kissing my ass all the time and you would have your own life to look forward to rather than your peers :D. hahah. Thanks.

    9. Thanks for the heads up..

      -The King Godsmak over and out!

      Anyways, I know Vince, for a long time. Anytime he starts getting beat something he’ll run away or ignore it or have it edited, just the way he is, I knew this would happen, I’m here just playing with him anyways.

      Have a good one!

      *blockquote is admin fix… how comment is displayed in my inbox

    10. The message below came into my inbox for moderation, but I never was able to approve it, can’t find it in the panel… so here is the message from Godsmak:

      Bloodscalp! But you got it on Rivendare right? I don’t know if you would have gotten it on Bloodscalp, I mean, Bloodscalp at least had 100+ teams playing, unlike Rivendare 😀

      Of course Grand Marshal was a grind, everyone knew that except for people who were drunk O.o You just didn’t have the endurance to make it like me, Zeuz and Gommer. It’s ok, shit happens! I actually heard the real reason you quit was because Zeuz got some sword over you :( Zeuz said you QQ’d really hard then logged off. I didn’t know you cared so much about items and epics! Maybe Lord of the Rings was a perfect fit for you dude!

      Just like on Blackrock, everyone knew who the King was. There were forum posts about you ganking lowbies and gloating about it. Then there were forum posts naming off “Best of each class” and I was always on it, with your name nowhere in sight. Sometimes Chrome would be listed there with me though 😛

      When I said jump, you said “How high?”. When I wanted you gone I just snapped my figures and POOF, you were gone… MWHAHAHAHHA! Man I am having a wonderful day!

      -The King Godsmak over and out!

    11. So basically, the admin here is Sfarce or his brother/friend and can’t take the heat!

      “I don’t delete comments, hahaha I don’t need to.”

      No but you have to edit them to stay competitive with me! It’s ok though, I knew you wouldn’t be able to last with me.

      So much for “mmosmacktalk” when you have to edit my posts because YOU JUST CANT BEAT ME. Next you’re gunna have to BAN me TEEHEE!!

      -The King Godsmak over and out!

    12. I dont edit anything, and will always make sure whatever is posted is shown (eg see above where I posted something that came into my email). You would never get banned here for shit talk.

    13. Hey I remember this one time I let Godsmak lead for us, some random pvp fight. I don’t mind you trying but when you were done and got your group massacred (kinda like when you are in arena with zeuz or those other dudes u played with), you would have an excuse. Always some random excuse to us, your own guild. Like I even cared, hahaha, but for some reason you always had a funny one up your sleeve 😀

    14. Admin: Since my posts are edited, you might as well ban me because this isn’t really that great of a “mmosmacktalk” site. I know I instigated this with my old buddy Vince, but it was all in fun. I understand I was a little rough, but for him or someone else here to edit my posts is pretty bad =/ He shouldn’t keep going if he can’t hang.

    15. “Hey I remember this one time I let Godsmak lead for us, some random pvp fight.”

      Just like that one time in band camp huh?!?!

      For someone who played very little, you sure got a lot of “random” stories to tell!

    16. Can you come up with anything but a lie haha. I wish I played little, I spent too much time on WoW and Shadowbane, and Lineage2. If little is 40 hours a week+, and I do little, whats that say for you who has a kid and girlfriend, spending time playing more than 40 hours a week :D. Lol sorry.

    17. “Godsmak you were trained by me to troll, how are you going to beat me, when I am better at both that and pvp?”

      I don’t think the person who “trained” me would have taught me to edit other peoples posts because he was getting beaT down :(

    18. @Godsmak This is Ryan. Nobody has my level of control. Tell me what was edited. I receive emails with all posts. Vince does not have this access. There was only one weird issue wherein I immediately posted what was in my inbox. I actually dont know if Vince can edit comments. Maybe this is a troll on your part. I you have a problem with posts being edited, check your email… you know how to reach me. I’ll fix it asap. If you won’t take these steps then you lack credibility. Everything is up that should be up.

    19. What are you on dude? LoL. Again, Can you come up with anything but a lie haha. I wish I played little, I spent too much time on WoW and Shadowbane, and Lineage2. If little is 40 hours a week+, and I do little, whats that say for you who has a kid and girlfriend, spending time playing more than 40 hours a week :D. Lol sorry.

    20. Awww Sfarce! That was a good retort, but again something made up, possibly in a drunken stupor?? 😀

      I never have played 40+ hours since my daughter was born. I play if lucky 15hours now, but hey maybe someday you’ll have a family of your own!

      You played very little Shadowbane, you only played in the old school days of the r30s and even then you weren’t really a factor, only known for rolling items for everyone, “Ahem water boy!!”. L2 you played a ton and quit when we did, about 2 months in. Then you played WoW with us then quit with us, cameback and quit like a bitch when you couldn’t hack the grind and Zeuz getting a item over you.

      In all of that time we were a guild while you were doing nothing…

      -King Godsmak over and out!

    21. @Godsmak This is Ryan. Nobody has my level of control. Tell me what was edited. I receive emails with all posts. Vince does not have this access. There was only one weird issue wherein I immediately posted what was in my inbox. I actually dont know if Vince can edit comments. Maybe this is a troll on your part. I you have a problem with posts being edited, check your email… you know how to reach me. I’ll fix it asap. If you won’t take these steps then you lack credibility. Everything is up that should be up.

      Hey Ryan, no I am not trolling. I’ll check my email right away and get back to you. If you have no clue Vince can edit comments then I am pretty sure he can. Why would I say:

      “I admit you were better than me but I am still somewhat good right? Please accept me. I came to this place for acceptance and you never did so please, Vince accept me as a good player?” lol?

    22. @godsmack RE:

      Hey Ryan, no I am not trolling. I’ll check my email right away and get back to you. If you have no clue Vince can edit comments then I am pretty sure he can. Why would I say:

      “I admit you were better than me but I am still somewhat good right? Please accept me. I came to this place for acceptance and you never did so please, Vince accept me as a good player?” lol?

      Thanks! You did see that I re-posted your comment… I’m assuming that was the one that was “edited”. Let me know if this happens again. Like I said, I have a copy of everything.

    23. @godsmack RE:

      Ryan: There are no emails, not one from any of my posts. So do I need to be registered or what?

      NO, you don’t get an email receipt… not a bad idea though. I get the email receipt… nobody else does.

    24. @admin yes i just got dawn of war 2 and empire total war. i havnt played them much yet but so far they are very nice. daw2 kinda has a rts/rpg feel and empire total war well its the total war series its always awesome.

    25. @necrotic how do you feel about that windows live/ steam requirement for DoWII? And another thing, is there persistence to your multiplayer hero, or is the only persistence (multi) just for the game duration?

    26. @Ryan/Admin: I never said this,

      Godsmak Says:
      March 17th, 2009 at 2:27 pm

      I admit you were better than me but I am still somewhat good right? Please accept me. I came to this place for acceptance and you never did so please, Vince accept me as a good player?

      -The King Godsmak over and out!

      Or this:

      Godsmak Says:
      March 17th, 2009 at 2:40 pm

      well thats fair that is kinda messed up though.

      -The King Godsmak over and out!

      Or this:

      Godsmak Says:
      March 17th, 2009 at 2:44 pm

      Thanks for the heads up..

      -The King Godsmak over and out!

      Anyways, I know Vince, for a long time. Anytime he starts getting beat something he’ll run away or ignore it or have it edited, just the way he is, I knew this would happen, I’m here just playing with him anyways.

      Have a good one!

    27. actually not me Godsmak you have me confused with yourself. When you were in charge of old forums you would edit and delete everyones comments if it wasn’t to your liking. Please go spend time with your kid and girlfriend. They would appreciate it lol, and so would you :D.

    28. @godsmak re:

      @Ryan/Admin: I never said this,

      Godsmak Says:
      March 17th, 2009 at 2:27 pm

      I admit you were better than me but I am still somewhat good right? Please accept me. I came to this place for acceptance and you never did so please, Vince accept me as a good player?

      -The King Godsmak over and out!

      Or this:

      Godsmak Says:
      March 17th, 2009 at 2:40 pm

      well thats fair that is kinda messed up though.

      -The King Godsmak over and out!

      Or this:

      Godsmak Says:
      March 17th, 2009 at 2:44 pm

      Thanks for the heads up..

      -The King Godsmak over and out!

      Anyways, I know Vince, for a long time. Anytime he starts getting beat something he’ll run away or ignore it or have it edited, just the way he is, I knew this would happen, I’m here just playing with him anyways.

      Have a good one!

      This should all be repaired. Let me know otherwise. Thanks!

    29. “actually not me Godsmak you have me confused with yourself. When you were in charge of old forums you would edit and delete everyones comments if it wasn’t to your liking. Please go spend time with your kid and girlfriend. They would appreciate it lol, and so would you :D.”

      Not I good sir! Not I! But there were others that would do that, including yourself, just like you did here. It’s ok, like I said I know how you are.

      As for spending time with my family, yes I do every day!

      Happy St. Patties day!

    30. Thats impossible cuase I never had any control over the forums, and didn’t request it cause I didn’t care. You did though. Gommer, Khazid, all those guys saw you changing posts lol. You trying to lie and get out of it but everybody who does know you (no one on a pvp level) knows that all you do is spew crap and b.s. lol. Btw, be a responsible dad, Daniel, and go take care of your kid. I am not saying that to make you feel low, just feel bad cause I hae been telling you to for years and you make excuses, game 8+ hours a niight as if you are single and have no responsibility. Just an old guild Leader trying to help you out. Take it or leave it, :D.

    31. “Thats impossible cuase I never had any control over the forums,”

      Yeah you never had any control of anything =P

      You were just my foot soldier! Salute your Captain like if I was Tony Soprano, young foot soldier!

      -The King Godsmak over and out!

    32. Just for the record, Either you (Godsmak) or zeuz did edited people post back then on the old ftp forum. It was getting so retarded to the point where I had to ask Khazid to give me admin of the whole site…I would assume that’s part of the reason why you went and make your own forum right after that cuz you couldn’t abuse that shit anymore. Not trying to defend anyone since im sure you’ll say I kiss sforce’s ass or whatever but that’s the truth.

    33. No that is incorrect. I edited Dalk’s post once or twice, but nobody else. And very incorrect to the fact that I created that forum because you got admin. Geeze why do you think I am always against you? If that is the case then why do you hang around or even try to play with us? The reason that forum was created because we were done with FTW and that was it. We knew the shady shit with Sfarce, we knew all the problems with Khazid. Get over the past John.

      And why even come here to defend Sfarce anyways, I am just toying with him, I know he may take it to the heart (Editing posts), but it is all in fun. We don’t play together anymore anyways, so meh. It’s like me asking Zeuz to come wade through Sfarce’s bullshit for me lol.

      PEACE

    34. My posts were edited many times as well either by you and Zeuz. So im just defending myself when u guys bring that up. I could careless how u choose to talk shit to Sforce..though it’s something fun to read while working.

      Oh And get this straight, I didn’t plan on coming back to WoW to play with you…I noticed Stewball’s guild was on blackrock so I thougth it’d be cool to play with him again. But meh I just lost interest in wow completely after a few levels in the expansion. I am not even playing wow with anyone right now, been soloing 100% of the time slowly while waiting for Darkfall. You know this.

      The truth is though I was already deciding that Age of Conan was the last game I would ever play with you again. I remembered saying this to Lancer in age of conan…you can ask him. As to why? my reasons are the same as others who stopped playing with you.

      “Geeze why do you think I am always against you? ”

      You seriously don’t know?

    35. Uhm no you came back to play with us on Blackrock long ago after you talked shit on everyone on Bloodscalp (Shinda, Sfarce, Jenga and Khazid). Stop lying, stop crying and stop being a fake friend.

      That’s pretty cool AoC is the last game you would play with us because that is a good idea. You come in vent and try to be our friends but end up trash talking us behind our backs or on forums, like this.

      But it’s ok Gommer, I guess looking back you didn’t really do much, kinda like Sfarce, so meh whatever. I knew I shouldn’t have taken you back after you guys failed on Bloodscalp.

      -The King Godsmak over and out!

    36. Looks like the truth copmes out about Godsmak, hahah. Thanks John. Yeah he is just on the jock non stop, wanting to be someone he isn’t. He edited everybody’s posts and now denies it, pretty funny. Thats him though, living a life full of regret and lies lol. He needs to be an adult now and take care of his kid though, rather than swing from the nutscak. lol. Godsmak is a mass toolage, and I never use that word until now, haha, it fits him so perfectly though.

    37. I think godsmak is just all pisT that his arena rating never passed 1615, and that everyone hew knew in his ex guild, the guild we booted him from, had a better rating. Thats what u call raw talent. He can make up some good lies though, but in the end we all know how well he played.. hahah, lets just say I would trade him in for any pickup arena player, at any given time. No joke. sorry dude.

    38. Keep making up stories. I don’t talk shit to people that I consider friends. Sure i might have arguments with them here and there but I don’t have hates for anyone. The diffrence between you and sforce is sforce talk shit to people we fight against in games and that’s cool. You on the other hand cause bunch of drama to your guildmates and talk shit to them plus bring irl into it which is pretty lame.

    39. Damn these kids r peeeeeeisT!

      All I see is the same ole whining from Gommer. Wasn’t long ago you were calling Sfarce a drunk and a idiot asking in vent, “Whats wrong with him? Damn that guy got problems”. Words straight from ya.

      Anyways, have phun with that sneaky little Snobgoblin Sfarce!

      -The King Godsmak over and out!

    40. Hey thats ok if Gommer asks why I like to drink. Drinking is fun, thats the answer, hahaha. As for Gommer whining, he never whines. You are just pisT that you weren’t within 500 arena rating points of him (or me). That is pretty bad. So what does Godsmak have left to do since he can’t even get past a 1700 rating in WOW (10 year olds can beat that rating). He gets all pisT at ex guildies like gommer and I for being better players. Rather than come to us and cwy like you do Godsmak, just learn to be better. If you were as good a pvper as troll, you might get some recognition, hahaha. smashT? Game over.

    41. Why are you untalents arguing, this is like geeks in reebok pumps arguing bout who has the coolest calculator.

    42. Thanks for letting me know on Yahoo you responded so i can respond in godsmak time (instant). Haha

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